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- ETC Part Two: The irrelevance to continue
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- Archaeology Report from the Wooden Curtain
- A review of a day not worth reviewing - Work Review Day.
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- School unveils new Betting company
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- Pointless logo design update #1337
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- A review of the Year 11 Graduation ceremony
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- Donut Cartel's #2: New Victim's identity announced.
- EXCLUSIVE: Heywood Jablome infiltrates the Cookie Industry (part 1 of a new series)
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