At the grand opening of the wall, the Head was quoted saying:
"Thank god I'm on this side of the wall, I don't even have to see the students anymore. Now, if only there was a way of getting rid of the smell..."There have been mass protests over the construction by students, Mohammed Labbaanah King branding it "just another form of segregation from the Management". The Doughnut Cartels have also come out with a vote of no confidence, saying that the wall interfered with their trade roots.
Already a band of police from one side of the wall, calling them the Szemsi, or Hampstead Stasi, have exerted their force on the opposing side, lead by PC Wilhelm Brighty, scouting for enemy intelligence (not that there is much). Due to mass unrest over the structure, the wall is expected to be demolished on the 3rd October.
|"Leaders of Tomorrow" - DT students hard at work|
|Berlin Wall - Worker Minions erect large wall stretching the length of |
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