IT Department Boldly Discover New Explorer

After a Trash article released back in February last year, which suggested, among other things, the disbandment of Internet Explorer from School Computers, and the implementation of Google Chrome, the school has finally heeded our word and replaced the former with the browser, to many students' content.

The idea was first suggested in a spoof Suggestions Box article, and expanded upon in a Leaked Minutes article later on, and 11 months later the school has finally acted, their turnaround matching that of the British Postal System. Let's hope they don't take any of the other suggestions in the article seriously, although a guest appearance from Kevin the Pervy Aye-aye would be quite amusing.

Despite the default browser now being as slick and slimline as a shark in Lycra, their alleged £100,000 internet connection still has the processing power of Apollo 11. A word for the wise: if you are using the school computers in the first period, make sure it has had time to warm up first otherwise it'll be as slow as the queue for the canteen.

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. This is so student readers can hear both sides of the argument, and formulate their own opinions on matters pertaining to their education.