(1) DoNaldé Trump (for his track record on saying the right thing)? (2) Xi Jin Ping (for his track record on human rights)? (3) Health Secretary Jeremy *unt (for his track record of saving lives)?
(4) Abdi Garage? (5) Lawrence Fishburne (because he's in everything else)? (6) Boris 'The Rock' Johnson (because he's been in everyone else)?
(7) Louis Van Gaal? (8) The current President of the United States? (9) Kevin the Pervy Aye-aye again.