Norway Invades...Again

The Trash was outraged this week as a band of briefcase-toting, blonde-haired European good-for-nothings descended on Hampstead school, waltzing through classes and terrorising the Year 7’s with their trademark Scandinavian happiness, helpfulness and goodwill.

Here at Hampstead Trash, we believe only people who come from Hampstead should be allowed to go to Hampstead School, unless you are a student who is European, African, American, Jamaican, Asian, Cricklewoodish, Middle-Eastern, Mediterranean or British. Otherwise, you can just leave.

DISCLAIMER: This Hampstead Trash article has been written to critique the actions of the governing bodies of the school. To satirise true events, some characters or events within the article may be fictitious.